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Beautiful Women in Silly Costumes
Monday, July 24, 2006

Though I have a passing curiosity at some of the major pageants, I did miss this year's Miss University show that was on last night. I think Puerto Rico won. Whoever it is, her picture is splashed on the front page of the Miss Univserse site - her face all contorted, with one eye closed and the other half closed. It's a really terrible picture - not that I'm complaining.

I enjoy seeing beautiful women look silly. Case in point - the all-star girl in my high school was an absolute knock out in every sense of the word. I happened to snap a particularly horrible picture of her one day, and oops! It made it into the Yearbook. The photography editor has those rights, you know.

So, apparently, there are other bitter, pudgy individuals out there. What else could explain the horrible "national costumes" found at the pageant?




I'd suggest going through them all. There really are some doozies. I do have a problem, however, with Canada's national costume. Personally, I would have put the gal in full-on hockey gear, but they went... in another direction:


Excuse me? Since when is Canada known for their showgirls and/or ostriches? Where's the salute to clean air, gay rights, and beavers? For the love of God! Where are the beavers!?!??!




-- posted by Jenn at Monday, July 24, 2006

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3 Comments:

It looks to me like they tried to show as much beaver as they could get away with.
Personally, this represents Canada for me as it is an exact replica of my skidoo suit. It doesn't keep me very warm, but you should see those ostrich feathers in the wind!

By Blogger Megan, at 4:03 PM  

Megan, can I go skidooing with you?

I'll bring the sash.

By Blogger Jenn, at 4:17 PM  

reeling from the horns. Having massive Minoan art flashbacks.

By Blogger elle, at 12:30 PM  

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